You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler as Zohan Dvir Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah John Turturro as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal Kevin Nealon as Kevin Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey Yamit Sol as Dorit Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner Daoud Heidami as Nasi Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge Ido Mosseri as Oori Shulimson Sayed Badreya as Hamdi Robert Smigel as Yosi Ido Mor as Hassan Norma Michaels as Older Lady in Salon Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev Bunny Levine as Older Lady in Salon Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch John McEnroe as John McEnroe Dina Doron as Zohan's Mother Shelley Berman as Zohan's Father Chris Rock as Taxi Driver Alec Mapa as Claude Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed John Farley as Tom Yossi Marshak as Pinchas Guri Weinberg as Aharon Mousa Kraish as Bashir Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi Barry Livingston as Gray Kleibolt Rick Gifford as Philip Daniel Browning Smith as Real Estate Agent Tyler Spindel as Doorman Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant Bobby Tisdale as Skizzy Herzl Tobey as Commander Ori Pfeffer as Second Commander Alex Luria as Koby Guy Oseary as Avi Dennis Dugan as Homeless Guy Shulie Cowen as Debbie Maysoon Zayid as Nadira Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer Anna Berger as Older Lady in Salon Susan Grace as Older Lady in Salon Phoebe Dorin as Older Lady in Salon Lina So as Hip Salon Receptionist Eloise DeJoria as Blonde at Salon Blake Bertrand as Little Boy Sidney Ganis as Doctor Constance Barron as First Woman in Cab Kathleen Noone as Second Woman in Cab Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver Ray Garvey as Truck Driver Jennifer De Minco as Arguing Female Customer Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's Wife (voice) Larry Marko as Phantom's Trainer Anne Marie Howard as Reporter Veerta Motiani as Beach Girl Billy Concha as Kayaker Marco Khan as Terrorist with Hand Aesop Aquarian as Rabbi Jordan Ashbrook as Hot Girl in Club Moran Atias as Eti Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook Denise Bradley as Hackey Sack Enthusiast Melanie Bulujian as Isreali Dancer Monica Cabral as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl Kevin Cannon as Times Square Crazy Man Ella Christopher as Phantom's Wife Cheryl Cosenza as Ribbon Cutting Girl Kendall Draughn as Picnic Girl John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl Nikki Giavasis as Waitress Sharlene Grover as Isreali Soldier Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge Sam Kalidi as Amir Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech Mark Kubr as Criminal #3 Bernadette Lords as Businesswoman Anthony Martins as Arab #3 Roni Meron as Hot Girl / Waitress Bibiana Navas as Phantom's Wife Christina Neferis as Hacky Sack Fan Klavdia Ramnareine as The Hot Chick Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club Sandra Rosko as Middle Eastern Girl Jhennah Sinclaire as Dancer Terrie Snell as Woman in Beauty Shop Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian Riley Thomas Stewart as Little Boy #2 Keana Texeira as Rock-throwing Girl Gina Tleel as Shopper Uzimann as Cafe Customer Kevin van Doorslaer as Isreali Soldier Holly Weber as Girlfriend Molly Weiner as Salon Patron Henry Winkler as Limousine Passenger Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend David Zahedian as Phantom's Best Friend Betty Murphy as Mrs. Haines George Takei as George Takei Dianne Perry Dowler as Phantom's Wife Maite Garcia as Phantom's Wife (uncredited) Sadie Sandler as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited) Mark Winn as News Cameraman (uncredited)

Rupert Gregson-Williams Original Music Composer Dennis Dugan Director Judd Apatow Screenplay Michael Barrett Director of Photography Jack Giarraputo Producer Robert Smigel Executive Producer Adam Sandler Screenplay Adam Sandler Producer Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator Michael Bauman Chief Lighting Technician Ryan Tudhope Visual Effects Supervisor Samantha MacIvor Stunts Gary Archer Prosthetics Robert Smigel Screenplay Perry Andelin Blake Production Design John Collins Art Direction Sarah Halley Finn Casting Tamara Hunter Casting Associate Eddie Perez Stunts Kazu Hiro Special Effects Key Makeup Artist Eliza Coleman Stunts