The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 90m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Gaugeas Porn Star
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Barbara Pilavinas Alzheimers Old Lady
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
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