The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31
·Runtime: 80m
·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Powell
as Typical Neighbor Husband
Kwame Boateng
as Dibo
Jim Gleason
as Steel Beam Architect
Harry Shum Jr.
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Angel Cassidy
as Porn Star
Robert Hoffman
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett
as Wigger Jim
Paul Scheer
as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Viener
as Peen Out Guy
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
Rebecca Lowman
as Rape Victim Julie
Nick Chinlund
as Bryce Brand
Richard Fancy
as Kenneth Garber
Greg Cipes
as Hippie Diplomant
Jim Rash
as Bryce's Manager
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Barbara Pilavin
as Alzheimers Old Lady
Orlando Seale
as Producer
Randy Oglesby
as Surgeon General
Alex Solowitz
as The Masses
Savannah Haske
as Rapist Lisa
Michael Delaney
as Gil Bates
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Sandy Kenyon
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sarah McElligott
as Melissa Cherry
Chrissy Metz
as Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh
as Announcer
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Scott Klace
as Kip Kendall
Erik Stolhanske
as Producer
Joel McHale
as Office Worker
Michael Harney
as Line-Up Detective
Gauge
as Porn Star
Kevin Federline
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Gedde Watanabe
as James Nakatami
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
