The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 80m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Barbara Pilavinas Alzheimers Old Lady
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Gaugeas Porn Star
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
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