The Love Guru

Meagan Good as Prudence Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba Linda Kash as Female Reporter Boyd Banks as EMT Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard John Oliver as Dick Pants Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders Deepak Chopra as Deepak Chopra Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier Daniel Tosh as Bar Patron Mike Myers as Guru Pitka Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell Manu Narayan as Rajneesh Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé Liana Mendoza as Dancer Robert Cohen as Nerd Matt Baram as EMT Mariska Hargitay as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha Trevor Heins as Young Pitka Rob Huebel as Frat Guy Seán Cullen as Referee Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov Ye as Kanye West Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20's Krystal Kiran as Group Dancer Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson Suresh John as Indian Man Graham Gordy as DJ Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer Val Kilmer as Val Kilmer (uncredited) Rob Blake as Himself Jessica Rotter as Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Jamie Jones Stunt Coordinator Scott A. Jennings Sound Effects Editor Graham Gordy Screenplay, Associate Producer Peter Deming Director of Photography Jonnie Katz Assistant Director Michael De Luca Producer Roger Birnbaum Executive Producer Doug Coleman Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director George S. Clinton Original Music Composer Marco Schnabel Director Mike Myers Producer, Screenplay Gary Barber Executive Producer Donald J. Lee Jr. Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager Ve Neill Makeup Designer Charles Wood Production Design