You Don't Mess with the Zohan
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Release: 2008-06-05
·Runtime: 113m
·★ 5.7
Comedy
Action
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
Relativity Media
Happy Madison Productions
Columbia Pictures
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Norma Michaels
as Older Lady in Salon
John McEnroe
as John McEnroe
Maysoon Zayid
as Nadira
John Duerler
as Electronic Store Customer
Molly Weiner
as Salon Patron
Guy Oseary
as Avi
Marco Khan
as Terrorist with Hand
Jordan Ashbrook
as Hot Girl in Club
Ian Fisher
as Disco Merchant
Holly Weber
as Girlfriend
Maite Garcia
as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Edmund Lyndeck
as Pharmacist
Veerta Motiani
as Beach Girl
Anthony Martins
as Arab #3
Yossi Marshak
as Pinchas
Billy Concha
as Kayaker
Moran Atias
as Eti
Gina Tleel
as Shopper
Herzl Tobey
as Commander
Anna Berger
as Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
as Older Lady in Salon
Sandra Rosko
as Middle Eastern Girl
Emmanuelle Chriqui
as Dalia Hakbarah
Lainie Kazan
as Gail Klayman
Ori Pfeffer
as Second Commander
Eloise DeJoria
as Blonde at Salon
Ella Christopher
as Phantom's Wife
Sidney Ganis
as Doctor
Ray Garvey
as Truck Driver
Mark Kubr
as Criminal #3
Klavdia Ramnareine
as The Hot Chick
Reuven Bar-Yotam
as Levi
Constance Barron
as First Woman in Cab
Jennifer De Minco
as Arguing Female Customer
Nikki Giavasis
as Waitress
Jhennah Sinclaire
as Dancer
Mariah Carey
as Mariah Carey
Dave Matthews
as James T. O'Skanlon
Robert Smigel
as Yosi
Danny A. Abeckaser
as Ze'ev
Kathleen Noone
as Second Woman in Cab
David Zahedian
as Phantom's Best Friend
Ahmed Ahmed
as Waleed
Riley Thomas Stewart
as Little Boy #2
Kevin Nealon
as Kevin
Michael Buffer
as Grant Walbridge
Shelley Berman
as Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
as Taxi Driver
Lina So
as Hip Salon Receptionist
Blake Bertrand
as Little Boy
Dana Goodman
as Mariah's Assistant
Christina Neferis
as Hacky Sack Fan
Uzimann
as Cafe Customer
Ido Mor
as Hassan
Tyler Spindel
as Doorman
Larry Marko
as Phantom's Trainer
Aesop Aquarian
as Rabbi
Monica Cabral
as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Nick Swardson
as Michael Klayman
Kendall Draughn
as Picnic Girl
Mousa Kraish
as Bashir
Sam Kalidi
as Amir
Keana Texeira
as Rock-throwing Girl
Rick Gifford
as Philip
Adria Tennor
as Kids' Salon Owner
Kristen Lowman
as First Woman in Cab
Melanie Bulujian
as Isreali Dancer
Terrie Snell
as Woman in Beauty Shop
George Takei
as George Takei
Roni Meron
as Hot Girl / Waitress
John Turturro
as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Yamit Sol
as Dorit
Bobby Tisdale
as Skizzy
Phoebe Dorin
as Older Lady in Salon
Kevin Cannon
as Times Square Crazy Man
Leslie Garza
as Disco Hip Girl
Bruce Vilanch
as Bruce Vilanch
Barry Livingston
as Gray Kleibolt
Ido Mosseri
as Oori Shulimson
Daniel Browning Smith
as Real Estate Agent
Helen Siff
as Mrs. Skitzer
Charlotte Rae
as Mrs. Greenhouse
Rob Schneider
as Salim Yousfobdal
Sayed Badreya
as Hamdi
Guri Weinberg
as Aharon
Alex Luria
as Koby
Saye Yabandeh
as Girlfriend
Betty Murphy
as Mrs. Haines
Christopher Innvar
as Angry Tall Driver
Mike Batayeh
as Fry Cook
Deborah Rombaut
as Snooty French Girl at the Club
Henry Winkler
as Limousine Passenger
Dennis Dugan
as Homeless Guy
Anne Marie Howard
as Reporter
Kevin James
as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Alec Mapa
as Claude
Bernadette Lords
as Businesswoman
Mark Winn
as News Cameraman (uncredited)
Barbara Jean Barrielle
as Cheerleader
Cheryl Cosenza
as Ribbon Cutting Girl
Dianne Perry Dowler
as Phantom's Wife
Sadie Sandler
as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Kristina Haddad
as Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Rock Kohli
as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Chris Spinelli
as Angry Palestinian
Adam Sandler
as Zohan Dvir
Daoud Heidami
as Nasi
Bunny Levine
as Older Lady in Salon
John Farley
as Tom
Shulie Cowen
as Debbie
Denise Bradley
as Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
as Isreali Soldier
Dina Doron
as Zohan's Mother
Julia Lea Wolov
as Mariah's Assistant
Sharlene Grover
as Isreali Soldier
Bibiana Navas
as Phantom's Wife
Kevin van Doorslaer
as Isreali Soldier
Crew
Sarah Halley Finn
Casting
Dennis Dugan
Director
Ryan Tudhope
Visual Effects Supervisor
Jack Giarraputo
Producer
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Samantha MacIvor
Stunts
Perry Andelin Blake
Production Design
Robert Smigel
Executive Producer, Screenplay
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Eliza Coleman
Stunts
Rupert Gregson-Williams
Original Music Composer
Judd Apatow
Screenplay
Gary Archer
Prosthetics
John Collins
Art Direction
Tamara Hunter
Casting Associate
Eddie Perez
Stunts
Kazu Hiro
Special Effects Key Makeup Artist
Adam Sandler
Screenplay, Producer
Michael Bauman
Chief Lighting Technician