The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31
·Runtime: 80m
·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Gauge
as Porn Star
Jim Rash
as Bryce's Manager
Gedde Watanabe
as James Nakatami
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
Alex Solowitz
as The Masses
Bo Barrett
as Wigger Jim
John Viener
as Peen Out Guy
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
Sarah McElligott
as Melissa Cherry
Richard Fancy
as Kenneth Garber
Robert Hoffman
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Paul Scheer
as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
Brian Powell
as Typical Neighbor Husband
Jim Gleason
as Steel Beam Architect
Chrissy Metz
as Heavy Girl
Nick Chinlund
as Bryce Brand
Rebecca Lowman
as Rape Victim Julie
Michael Harney
as Line-Up Detective
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
Scott Klace
as Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
as Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Kwame Boateng
as Dibo
Orlando Seale
as Producer
Randy Oglesby
as Surgeon General
Harry Shum Jr.
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
Erik Stolhanske
as Producer
Joel McHale
as Office Worker
Kevin Federline
as Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Manesh
as Announcer
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
Greg Cipes
as Hippie Diplomant
Michael Delaney
as Gil Bates
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
Savannah Haske
as Rapist Lisa
Angel Cassidy
as Porn Star
