The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 80m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Barbara Pilavinas Alzheimers Old Lady
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Gaugeas Porn Star
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
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