The Grand Knockout Tournament

Toyah Willcox as Self Jenny Agutter as Self Tom Jones as Self Kevin Kline as Self Gary Lineker as Self Jane Seymour as Self Pamela Stephenson as Self Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester as Self Michael Brandon as Self George Lazenby as Self Les Dawson as Self Sarah Ferguson as Self Anthony Andrews as Self Ben Cross as Self Jackie Stewart as Self Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh as Self Christopher Reeve as Self Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as Self Barbara Windsor as Lady Knock of Alton Paul Daniels as Chief Judge John Cleese as Self Sheena Easton as Self Hal Linden as Self Cliff Richard as Self Helen Shaver as Self Margot Kidder as Self Nicholas Lyndhurst as Self John Travolta as Self Su Pollard as Self Anne, Princess Royal as Self Rowan Atkinson as Lord Knock of Alton Meat Loaf as Self Jennifer O'Neill as Self Michael Palin as Self Mel Smith as Self