The Baby Juice Express
The Baby Juice Express
Release: 2004-04-19
·Runtime: 85m
Crime
Comedy
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Cast
Nick Moran
as Des
Joe Bugner
as Palooka
Ruth Jones
as Gladys
Paterson Joseph
as Sean Boetang
Ed Deedigan
as Tele Sales Presenter
Lisa Faulkner
as Lauren
Dave Courtney
as Baxter
Callum Dixon
as Hare
Hugh Fraser
as Arthur Burnett CBE
Stephen Marcus
as Lenny Von Something
Badi Uzzaman
as Singh
Phil Davis
as Frank O'Reilly
David Cardy
as Goldberg
Gary Tiplady
as Burke
Terry Stone
as Repro Man
Nick Brimble
as Krakowski
Samantha Womack
as Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Julian Clary
as Jason
Angela Douglas
as Celestia
Howard Lew Lewis
as Kent
Cleo Rocos
as Sharon
Steve Speirs
as Mystery Man
