Kung-Fu and Titties
Kung-Fu and Titties
Release: 2013-08-09
·Runtime: 92m
·★ 3.4
Fantasy
Comedy
Action
Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
Nums Films
KFT THE MOVIE
Green Apple Entertainment
Cast
Kevin Kolack
as Army Bob
Bronson Pinchot
as The Beaver
John Archer Lundgren
as Zeefros
Michael Emery
as Thug #3
Reagan Leonard
as Collins
Seregon O'Dassey
as Cynthia
Mike Marino
as Gorilla
Shawn C. Phillips
as The Instructor
Dante Briggins
as Shirtless Guy
Rowan Bousaid
as The Croatian
Dixon Mason
as Jenny
Raine Brown
as Raine Brown
Alisa Lova
as Natalia
Jeanine Hill
as Slave (uncredited)
Dan Truman
as Thug #5
Miss Mary Cyn
as Maria
Sean Bennett
as Thug #11
Bettina Skye
as Oksana
Christopher Stadulis
as Ivan