The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 90m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Steven Kozlowskias White Trash Dude
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Gaugeas Porn Star
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
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