You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

Alex Macqueen as Malcolm Dodds Josh Brolin as Roy Freida Pinto as Dia Ewen Bremner as Henry Strangler Meera Syal as Dia's Mother Shaheen Khan as Dia's Aunt Rupert Frazer as Jogging Partner Eleanor Gecks as Rollerblading Friend Zak Orth as Narrator (voice) Jonathan Ryland as Poker Friend Geoffrey Hutchings as Alan's Father Lucy Punch as Charmaine Pearce Quigley as Poker Friend Theo James as Ray Johnny Harris as Ray's Friend Anupam Kher as Dia's Father Joanna David as Alan's Mother Celia Imrie as Enid Wicklow Anna Friel as Iris Christopher Fulford as Ray's Friend Gemma Jones as Helena Shepridge Fenella Woolgar as Jane Neil Jackson as Alan Lynda Baron as Alfie's Date Jim Piddock as Peter Wicklow Antonio Banderas as Greg Anthony Hopkins as Alfie Naomi Watts as Sally Kelly Harrison as Personal Trainer Philip Glenister as Poker Friend Robert Portal as Jewelry Shop Salesman Amanda Lawrence as Medium Christian McKay as Poker Friend Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Jonathan Pauline Collins as Cristal Natalie Walter as Alan's Sister

Vilmos Zsigmond Director of Photography Alisa Lepselter Editor John Higgins Gaffer Peter Glossop Production Sound Mixer Josey McNamara Floor Runner Letty Aronson Producer Morgan Neville First Assistant Editor Juliet Taylor Casting Woody Allen Director, Writer Javier Méndez Executive Producer Patricia Kerrigan DiCerto Casting Uxue Laguardia Makeup & Hair Mercedes Gamero Associate Producer Jack Rollins Co-Executive Producer Ryan Collison Foley Recording Engineer