The Love Guru

Robert Cohen as Nerd Graham Gordy as DJ Mariska Hargitay as Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell Jessica Simpson as Jessica Simpson Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders Ye as Kanye West Rob Huebel as Frat Guy Rob Blake as Himself Val Kilmer as Val Kilmer (uncredited) Deepak Chopra as Deepak Chopra Krystal Kiran as Group Dancer Manu Narayan as Rajneesh Suresh John as Indian Man Linda Kash as Female Reporter Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé Jessica Rotter as Persian Beauty (uncredited) Trevor Heins as Young Pitka Boyd Banks as EMT Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20's Seán Cullen as Referee Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier Sachin Bhatt as Group Dancer Dani Jazzar as Group Dancer Meagan Good as Prudence Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba Matt Baram as EMT Mike Myers as Guru Pitka John Oliver as Dick Pants Liana Mendoza as Dancer Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov Daniel Tosh as Bar Patron

Ve Neill Makeup Designer Charles Wood Production Design George S. Clinton Original Music Composer Scott A. Jennings Sound Effects Editor Jonnie Katz Assistant Director Gary Barber Executive Producer Peter Deming Director of Photography Mike Myers Screenplay, Producer Roger Birnbaum Executive Producer Graham Gordy Screenplay, Associate Producer Marco Schnabel Director Jamie Jones Stunt Coordinator Doug Coleman Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Donald J. Lee Jr. Executive Producer, Unit Production Manager Michael De Luca Producer