The Grand Knockout Tournament

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor as Self Kevin Kline as Self George Lazenby as Self Cliff Richard as Self Rowan Atkinson as Lord Knock of Alton Jenny Agutter as Self Tom Jones as Self Margot Kidder as Self Hal Linden as Self Jane Seymour as Self Toyah Willcox as Self Paul Daniels as Chief Judge John Cleese as Self Ben Cross as Self Nicholas Lyndhurst as Self Helen Shaver as Self Mel Smith as Self Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh as Self Michael Palin as Self Anne, Princess Royal as Self Sarah Ferguson as Self Meat Loaf as Self Jennifer O'Neill as Self Les Dawson as Self Su Pollard as Self Prince Richard, Duke of Gloucester as Self Anthony Andrews as Self Sheena Easton as Self Pamela Stephenson as Self Barbara Windsor as Lady Knock of Alton Michael Brandon as Self Gary Lineker as Self Christopher Reeve as Self Jackie Stewart as Self John Travolta as Self