Ted

Patrick Warburton as Guy Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett Melissa Ordway as Michelle Ryan Reynolds as Jared (uncredited) Sam J. Jones as Sam Jones Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Olivia Jordan as Party Guest (uncredited) Joel McHale as Rex Ginger Gonzaga as Gina Chris Everett as Wife Kristina Ellery as Heavenly Sarah Fischer as Sauvignon Blanc Colton Shires as Teenage John Seth MacFarlane as Ted (voice) Chris Cox as Guy #2 Tom Skerritt as Tom Skerritt Ralph Garman as John's Dad Chanty Sok as Angelique Henry Penzi as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) Eric Weinstein as Stagehand Giovanni Ribisi as Donny Bill Smitrovich as Frank Matt Walsh as Thomas Alex Borstein as John's Mom Josh Duvendeck as Guy #1 Alexandra Creteau as Club Patron (uncredited) Mila Kunis as Lori Collins Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn Aedin Mincks as Robert تارا سترونغ as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) Ted Danson as Ted Danson (uncredited) John Franchi as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) Patrick Stewart as Narrator (voice) Norah Jones as Norah Jones John Viener as Alix Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming" Jessica Stroup as Tracy Robin Hamilton as Female Newscaster Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster

Debra McGuire Costume Design Eddie Yansick Stunts Jill Brown Stunts, Stunt Double Luci Romberg Stunts Scott Stuber Producer Crystal Dalman Stunts Anna Behlmer Sound Re-Recording Mixer Eddie Braun Stunts Jørgen Klubien Storyboard Artist Mickey Giacomazzi Stunts Kevin Scott Stunts Anthony "Ace" Thomas Choreographer Wellesley Wild Screenplay Scott Rogers Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director Regis Harrington Stunts Seth MacFarlane Screenplay, Director, Story, Producer Jason Clark Producer Phil Culotta Stunts Alec Sulkin Screenplay Sean Graham Stunts Steve Budd Animation Bryce Burke Stunts Eric A. Norris Sound Effects Editor Michael Barrett Director of Photography