Shortcut to Happiness

Carrot Top as Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson Alec Baldwin as Bez Stone George Plimpton as Self Amy Poehler as Molly Gilchrest Canedy Knowles as Webster's Assistant Antonio Cornacchione as Security Guard Barry Miller as Mike Weiss Gustave Johnson as Cab Driver Jonathon Gentry as Marlon (uncredited) John Savage as Johnny (uncredited) Jennifer Love Hewitt as The Devil Midori Nakamura as Kee Gregg Bello as Rick Fusco Ken Page as Clerk Jack Ferver as Jabez's Assistant Mark Steines as Self Dan Aykroyd as Julius Jensen Paul Stolarsky as Old Man Marni Lustig as "Normal" Woman Rohan Quine as Nazi Officer Jack Hartnett as Gay Waiter Gay Talese as Self Anthony Hopkins as Daniel Webster Kim Cattrall as Constance Hurry Peter Maloney as John Hardy Terrence Mann as Art Dealer Kim Zimmer as Patty Katherine O'Sullivan as Charlotte Bronte (uncredited) Mary Ashton as Production Assistant Jann Carl as Self Al Palagonia as Anthony (uncredited) Jason Patric as Ray (uncredited) Philippe Vonlanthen as Philippe (uncredited) Mike Doyle as Luke Kelly Mealia as Woman at Elaine's Bobby Cannavale as Cop Karen Ziemba as Mrs. Miller

Bill Condon Screenplay Stephen Vincent Benet Short Story Alec Baldwin Director, Producer Jeff G. Waxman Line Producer, Production Manager John Carter Editor Adam M. Stone Producer Christopher Young Original Music Composer Randall Emmett Associate Producer, Co-Executive Producer David C. Glasser Producer Howard G. Kazanjian Executive Producer George Furla Associate Producer, Co-Executive Producer Adam Holender Director of Photography Nancy Cassaro Screenplay Michael Lerman First Assistant Director