Paris Hilton, Inc.

Perez Hilton as Self Dodi Fayed as Self (archive footage) Larry King as Self (archive footage) Sophia Loren as Self (archive footage) Ann-Marie MacDonald as Narrator (voice) Jeff Vespa as Self Dolores Costello as Self (archive footage) Greta Garbo as Self (archive footage) Jean Harlow as Self (archive footage) Harvey Levin as Self (archive footage) Victoria Recaño as Self (archive footage) Richard Burton as Self (archive footage) Gary Cooper as Self (archive footage) David Letterman as Self (archive footage) Tony Randall as Self (archive footage) George Clooney as Self (archive footage) Joe Scarborough as Self (archive footage) Jack L. Warner as Self (archive footage) Bonnie Fuller as Self