Modern Vampires

Conchata Ferrell as Wanda, Nico's Mother Casper Van Dien as Dallas Robert Pastorelli as The Count Flex Alexander as Trigger Marco Hofschneider as Hans Richard Elfman as Cop with Doughnut Michelle Csitos as Ulrike Monster Vampire Francesca Lombardo as Dead Body on Couch Natasha Lyonne as Rachel Gabriel Casseus as Time Bomb Victor Togunde as Soda Pop Brent Briscoe as George, Nico's Stepfather Craig Ferguson as Richard Udo Kier as Vincent John Fleck as Trick Rick Cramer as Cop #2 Kim Cattrall as Ulrike Elizabeth Sampson as Frida Van Helsing Robert Peters as Cop #1 Brad Joseph Dubin as Paint Huffer Natasha Gregson Wagner as Nico Rod Steiger as Dr. Frederick Van Helsing Наталья Андрейченко as Panthia Boris Lee Krutonog as Concierge

Richard Elfman Director, Producer, Co-Producer Chris Hanley Producer Mary Vernieu Casting Danny Elfman Original Music Composer Casper Van Dien Co-Producer, Producer Matthew Bright Writer Garrett Warren Stunt Coordinator