Meet the Spartans

Lauren Walsh as Pretty Girl Hunter Clary as Leo, Jr. Dean Cochran as Rocky Balboa / Rambo Carmen Electra as Queen Margo Ken Davitian as Xerxes Kevin Sorbo as Hauptmann Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio Belinda Waymouth as Twiggy Look-A-Like Sean Maguire as Leonidas Method Man as Persian Emissary Nick Steele as K-Fed Look-A-Like Diedrich Bader as Traitoro Tiffany Haddish as Urban Girl Travis Van Winkle as Sonio Phil Morris as Messenger Nicole Parker as Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton Jessica Heap as Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited) Tim Connolly as Spartan Soldier (uncredited) Robin Atkin Downes as Narrator (uncredited) John Di Domenico as Donald Trump Look-A-Like Nate Haden as Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like Martin Klebba as Happy Feet (uncredited) Jim Piddock as Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like Crista Flanagan as Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like Emily Wilson as Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like Jim Nieb as President Bush Look-A-Like

Arnon Milchan Executive Producer Dane Farwell Stunt Double Aaron Seltzer Producer, Director, Writer Jen Wall Production Supervisor Owl Martin Dwyer Set Dresser Peter Safran Producer Jason Friedberg Producer, Director, Writer Keith Adams Stunt Coordinator Sandra Lee Gimpel Stunts Christopher Lennertz Original Music Composer Nicole Randall Stunt Double Helena Barrett Stunt Double Dave Jordan Music Supervisor Jane Oshita Stunts