Epic Movie

Crispin Glover as Willy Michelle Lang as Bond Girl Darrell Hammond as Captain Jack Swallows Arielle Vandenberg as Cribs Faun Adam Campbell as Peter Mark Povinelli as Oompa Loompa Yousef Abu-Taleb as Daniel Sara Jean Underwood as Pirate Wench Jayma Mays as Lucy Olivia Hardt as Cribs Faun Paul Zies as Thug Scott L. Schwartz as Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited) David Lehre as Ashton Kutcher Crista Flanagan as Hermoine Tad Hilgenbrink as Cyclops Jesse Hughes as Aslo's Camp Band D.J. Dierker as Pirate Héctor Jiménez as Mr. Tumnus Kenny Yates as Pirate with Heart Roscoe Lee Browne as Narrator (voice) Joe Gieb as Oompa Loompa Michael Lee Gogin as Oompa Loompa Joseph S. Griffo as Oompa Loompa George Alvarez as Ron Danny Jacobs as Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch David Steinberg as Oompa Loompa Heather Storm as Aslo's Girl Rico Rodriguez as Chanchito Katt Williams as Harry Beaver (voice) Jillian Grace as Pirate Wench Irina Voronina as Jogging Girl Arturo Gil as Oompa Loompa Ginny Jones as Cribs Faun Jareb Dauplaise as Nacho Libre Faune Chambers Watkins as Susan Carmen Electra as Mystique David Carradine as Museum Curator Jeremy Rowley as Pirate Masha Lund as Pirate Wench Lindsey Kraft as Rogue Tony Cox as Bink Fred Willard as Aslo Jim Piddock as Magneto Vince Vieluf as Wolverine Sabi Dorr as Blacksmith Jon Simanton as Oompa Loompa Kevin Thompson as Oompa Loompa Kevin Hart as Silas (uncredited) Kal Penn as Edward Gregory Jbara as Mel Gibson Nick Steele as Lead Archer Zee James as Cribs Faun Tyce Diorio as Willy Dance Double Kevin McDonald as Harry Potter Dane Farwell as Albus Dumbledore Kahshanna Evans as Storm Lauren Conrad as Lauren Conrad Taran Killam as Pirate Qiana Chase as Pirate Wench Jennifer Coolidge as White Bitch Jill Latiano Howerton as Singing Pirate Girl

Dave Jordan Music Supervisor Helena Barrett Stunt Double Tanoai Reed Stunts Sala Baker Stunts Robert Alonzo Stunt Double Joey Box Stunts Sandra Lee Gimpel Stunts Arnon Milchan Executive Producer Aaron Seltzer Director, Writer Cheyenne Ellis Stunt Double Edward Shearmur Original Music Composer Jason Friedberg Director, Writer Gary Archer Prosthetics Clay Cullen Stunts Joni Avery Stunts Keith Adams Stunt Coordinator, Second Unit Director