C'est pas parce qu'on a rien à dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule...

Gérard Jugnot as Gaston, contôleur de quai et incontinent urinaire (uncredited) Christian Clavier as L'agent de sécurité homosexuel (uncredited) Thierry Lhermitte as Un militaire à la gare (uncredited) Michel Serrault as Max Bernard Blier as Phano Maurice Travail as Le passager du train Max Amyl as L'agent de police devant la gare Popeck as Un policier à la gare Marcel Gassouk as Un client des toilettes (uncredited) Jean Lefebvre as Riton Tsilla Chelton as Rose, la « dame pipi » Marion Game as Lulu, ex-compagne de Max Sébastien Floche as Un client des toilettes (uncredited)

Yves Rousset-Rouard Line Producer Gérard Calvi Original Music Composer Michel Lang Assistant Director Thierry Lhermitte Idea Christian Clavier Idea Jean Halain Dialogue, Adaptation, Writer, Scenario Writer Eliane Brum Script Supervisor Jacques Besnard Director, Adaptation Gérard Jugnot Idea