The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Release: 2008-05-31·Runtime: 90m·★ 6.1
Comedy
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Production Countries
United States of America
Production Companies
The Onion
Trailers & Videos
Cast
John Vieneras Peen Out Guy
Don McManusas Dennis McCormick
Randy Oglesbyas Surgeon General
Richard Fancyas Kenneth Garber
Angel Cassidyas Porn Star
Michael Delaneyas Gil Bates
Len Cariouas Norm Archer
Orlando Sealeas Producer
Rebecca Lowmanas Rape Victim Julie
Harry Shum Jr.as Lollipop Love Dancer
Chrissy Metzas Heavy Girl
Steven Seagalas Cock Puncher
Daniel Dae Kimas Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxteras Cooking Show Chef
Gaugeas Porn Star
Nick Chinlundas Bryce Brand
Jim Rashas Bryce's Manager
Jed Reesas Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfieldas Rodney Dangerfield
Scott Klaceas Kip Kendall
Sandy Kenyonas Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Jim Gleasonas Steel Beam Architect
Paul Scheeras Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Tom Wrightas Kwame Roberts
Larissa Laskinas Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemotoas Sensei
Sarah McElligottas Melissa Cherry
Alex Solowitzas The Masses
Steven Kozlowskias White Trash Dude
Michael Boltonas Michael Bolton
Brendan Fletcheras White Black Guy Tim
Kwame Boatengas Dibo
Michael Harneyas Line-Up Detective
Bo Barrettas Wigger Jim
Gedde Watanabeas James Nakatami
Ahmed Ahmedas Ahmed
Brian Powellas Typical Neighbor Husband
Erik Stolhanskeas Producer
Robert Hoffmanas Lollipop Love Dancer
Savannah Haskeas Rapist Lisa
Joel McHaleas Office Worker
Kevin Federlineas Lollipop Love Dancer
Marshall Maneshas Announcer
Greg Cipesas Hippie Diplomant
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